I don't know who Kim Kardashian is. I don't know who Rihanna is, either. I've heard of Carrie Underwood and Tricia Yearwood. I know they both sing. One of them came from American Idol. I think. Couldn't tell you which one.
Did one of them do that song "My Life Would Suck Without You"? The song's what sucks. The melody sounds like it was thought up by a middle school student for the big summer-camp variety show. Which, I suppose, is perfectly apropos. The song's primary contribution to art is the opportunity it gives pubescent girls to say the word suck - and to fight with their moms about whether they can play the song in the house. But hey - I remember it.
That's better than Lady Gaga. I know what Lady Gaga is. Chalk that up as a triumph for her. But while fame has its appeal, I don't think I'd want to be famous for looking like an idiot. What's important here is that beyond knowing she's a singer, I couldn't name one song she's sung - even under pain of death. And yet I realize there is no way on this earth I haven't heard her. Yet the only impression she's made on me is that she looks like an idiot.
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Sometime back in the late '60s, my mother began to collect elephant figurines. She would explain that her Republican political sentiments initially sparked the accumulation, but after a time, the collection grew mainly because others discovered she had one. Once word gets out that you collect something, you make yourself an easier target for gifts. We generally regarded Mom's odd little obsession with good humor – while always keeping an eye out for something to add to the menagerie.
Some businesses make no business sense at all. Thank goodness for that.
When Al McDermott started peddling food in Fall River on a horse-drawn wagon in 1910, he likely had no idea that people in the city and farther afield would know his name a century later.









